Pyromaniac

Flames dance like naked beauties

Baring their essence to the air.

Flickering…flashing…snapping.

Whipping their way around the black

Smouldering dance floor.

Things I could do with a ‘Gandalf Beard’!

So here’s something  a little bit different that my friends and I came up with recently, it’s just something fun and lighthearted and I really hope that you enjoy reading it. So, without further ado, the many things that you could do with a ‘Gandalf Beard’;

 

1. Plait it, because that would just be plain awesome!

2. Stroke it…to aid in the thinking process.

3. Comb it – there’s nothing more relaxing.

4. Wrap it around your neck and wear it as a scarf. (practical eh?)

5. Use it to propel you into space. By this I assume we meant some sort of helicopter-type thing here.

6. Tuck it into your belt.

7. Become a bearded super hero or villain.

8. Use it as gloves. (a matching set with the scarf maybe?)

9. Give bits of it to bald people to use as a toupée.

10. Use as an emergency jumper.

11. You could, in theory, hang yourself with it although this is the dark side of the beard.

12. Use it for extreme sports. i.e. bungee jumping.

13. It would be brilliant as a part of a fancy dress costume.

14. You could skip with it.

15. It would be possible to pose as a wizard and perhaps get a part as an extra in a sic-fi movie.

 

I have capped my list at 15 points but I’m sure that there are a multitude of different things that you could do with a ‘Gandalf Beard’ so get thinking and post your ideas in the comment box below! 🙂