The Ancient Ritual of Seduction

My lover, my dear,

Come look me in the eye.

Don’t hang your head

As if you were shy.

I’ve seen you.

I’ve known you.

In my bed and yours.

I adore you.

I want you.

Please don’t be a bore.

I’ve bought you some jewellery,

Just to sweeten the deal.

Come to bed with me darling,

And make our love real.